Recall Notice for Political Adjustment
If you are the owner of an automobile of any make or model purchased from a Russ Darrow dealership, your vehicle’s rear end may be carrying a sticker advertising not only a car dealership, but a candidate for the U.S. Senate with whom you may disagree. While you may not have noticed deterioration in your car’s performance, the psychic weight of the sticker may deteriorate the quality of your driving due to unexplained feelings that something is “just not right” with your car. Further, other drivers, seeing the name of a preposterously unqualified candidate for the Senate on the car in front of them, could fall into a dangerously inattentive state, potentially causing rear-end collisions, “road rage,” or worse.
If you wish to correct this condition, there is a solution more dignified than scraping the offending sticker off with a razor blade. A simple modification kit will be available to convert your car to the right “Russ” from the far-too-right “Russ.” The signed and numbered stickers cover the "Darrow Group" portion of the " Russ Darrow Group" sticker with "Feingold 2004," converting the Republican "Russ" to a Democratic "Russ." They come with a certificate of authenticity as a work of art, thus transforming your vehicle from an unwitting piece of conservative political propaganda to a work of conceptual art.
To get your free conversion kit come to the conversion site at 2140 Atwood Ave. August 25-29. 10am-6pm. Drive-up service is available. |
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